Category: Joke Board
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent, and
are asleep. Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes this faithful friend.
"Tonto,
look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Tonto replies, "Me see
millions of stars." What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger. Tonto
ponders
for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions
of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me
that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?" The Lone Ranger is silent for
a moment, then speaks. "Tonto you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!"
That's an old yet good one.